The Melting Pot

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

atheatricdestiny:

paradoxspaceofficial:

brightgreencrayon:

paradoxspaceofficial:

going-to-faerie-see-ya-never:

ephemerayla:

CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7

BECAUSE I MEAN

Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT

DRACO ACTUALLY REALISING SHIT AND HELPING THE GOLDEN TRIO, AND ALL THESE KIDS THAT HE USED TO BULLY. AT FIRST FEEDING THEM INFORMATION, THEN EVENTUALLY BEING FOUND OUT AND FORCED TO DEFECT. MAYBE BECAUSE HE FREED A BUNCH OF INNOCENTS WHO’D BEEN TAKEN PRISONER FOR BEING MUGGLE-BORN, AND SOME PURE-BLOODS WHO’D BEEN HELPING THEM.

YES. SOMEONE PLEASE. WRITE THIS. 

I WILL KNIT/CROCHET YOU SOMETHING OF YOUR CHOICE (besides socks. I have so far been unable to learn how) Scarf? leg warmers? arm warmers? hat(beanie)? maybe mittens? If you want something specific, a pattern, measurements, and colour choice would be all I need. Also, if your allergic to wool or anything of the sort.

Whooooops my hand slipped:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1657025/chapters/3514892

HANDSLIP OF GOOD

HANDSLIP OF GOOD

HHHHH

I’M SO GLAD YOU CAN’T SEE MY FACE RN

I still want these framed!!