I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.
my mind on my money
my money on my mind
You were a teacher and a president. A nanny and a scientist. A parrot and a genie. You were Peter Pan and you were magic. You were the light of acting. The light of laughing. You were one of a kind. Oh captain, my captain, you are now free.
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
Do people under 5’4 even really exist?
they do, we just cant see them
fuck you guys
Woah, who said that?!